Theatro Insat

Blog Officiel du club théâtre de l'INSAT

مشهد : شنوة جريمتي

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F : Inti raHn il2i3ti9al
H: Shnoua jrimti w'shkounek inti bech
F: shihemmek! el2ism w'lla9ab téri5 wamaken elwilèda w'zidhom el3inwen w'maken el3amal ow
eddirassa?
H: 7oussem eshered 20sna mawloud 3am esselm noskon fi 7 zan9et etta7rir 7ay elizdihar na9ra
fi haka l'institut illy 3adou 14 sna ma ted-hench?!
F: w'mozdahir hal 7ay mate3kom?
H: maweslou smmaweh hakkeka kan ma 3arfin 3a9ebtou elmozdahra! kima 7ay ennour illy tam
rajm anouarou elbaladia w'7ay ezzouhour elmofta9ed liward welyesmin w7ay lintile9a illy to3sor fih ilintile9a bel2ithafa l7ar etta7rir illy ltawa la t7arrar mel!
F: behi ça va ma9otlekchi a3tini ta9rir moffasel 3la les anomalie d'appeletion mte3 les beaux
quatiers de notre cher grand Tunis! chnoua ism echohra?
H: ilbir
F: ilbir?! 3leh kifeh w'9ateh? n7eb elmoulèbaset elkol
?
H: ennes lkol fi haka l'institut illy 7kitlek 3lih mthay9etni 3la srarha illy 3andou 7keya Rammetlou 3la 9albou w'mal9ach shkoun yesm3ou yjini! ena n7ellou
wthnya on dirait 7allitlou fijjanna thre3! yetfatte9 illsen yet9atta3 illjem welbir seket yesme3 w'ye5zen?!
F: Psychopathe t7eb t9oul?
H: Psychothérapeute 3andou télépathie wbacha sympathie m3a elpsychopathie
F: eyya na99es 3lya mitthathrim mte3ek w'9olly ethika shnoua 7keyetha
?
H: mannajemch
?
F: shnia m7allfinek? le3ebli fiha mabede2 w'9iam? aya tkallem fisse3 lénesfarlek brou7ek!
H: ethika fi7obbek darbeni m3a prof esstat w'houa lamme7elha elly...
F: w'hia?
H: 7ayra maw tla3 lebess l'alliance
F: whethak
?
H: 3andou mechekel jinsiassia?
F: fech tetmethel?
H: enahunation précoce!
F: emmm là c'est grave! w'kifeh 3awentou
?
H: 5alli 3zeha vibreur!
F: chnoua?
H: itha fetek le7dith
...
F: bech na3mel rou7i masma3tech 9olly hek echa5toura illy tetcha9ness fil portable chniya sebbetha?
H: ethika 3ada melmou3artha?
F: impossible ethika manther siassa? tallef fia
?!
H: lé ethika mou3artha lifekret rajol likolli emra2a?
F: 3la shnoua newya?
H: i3adet ta9ssim etharawet filinsat
F: Brabbi ethaka echnya hadertou
?
H: yakrah el9ahoua amma 9allek elwahra elinsatiennia testawjeb 9ahwa w'si9arou kol sbe7 mel buvette!
F: aywah! sara hakka hya le7keya ...whekal eni9 erra9i9
?
H: le3eb fiha engagé ecologiquement 3ala 5ater ma3andouch karhba kima nededou! w'ltawwa lé
5tha elpermis
F: wenti
?
H: ana nasma3 w'seket, mbakkech 3la 5ater 7atta 7ad ma 9alli chbik ech 3andek
F: ye5i feddit w'9omt tachta7
?
H: kont ne7ki fi7keyti beddni! houa an9a w'at-her min lseni
!
F: fehmouk za3ma 7assouk?
H: tozz!
F: fishkoun?
H: ethika tabbset 3la sa7ebha w'9atlou " woh? shbih yeja3wen hakkeka"? le5er 9alleha "se3a il a l'air viril amma haw tla3" w'5temha btho7ka safrawya non parlons plus 3ada 3la hethika Rattat wejha walisanou 7aliha ya9oul wallahi 3andou fi sa9ih be5lef ettaa3li9 du style " woh inchallah lebes", " Shbih tesra3", "ye5i y7ess firou7ou noRmal", "estaRfirou llah" TOZZZZZZZZZZZ!F: fishkoun?
H: finnesel kol! winti minhom
F:First Round



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